Problem: A thoughtless person gifted (yuppie for “gave”) you a Chic-fil-a gift card. You really, really want the free lunch, but your friends might see you enter that tabernacle of intolerance.*
Solution: Borrow a buddy’s Antifa mask. On the way back to Mom’s basement, you can toss a brick through the bookstore window (they have c-c-conservative books in the back; I’ve seen them), maybe kick over a capitalist newspaper dispenser or two.
*The owners believe in traditional marriage, but they (get this) will hire those who disagree. W.T.F.!