Clorox puts its signature product, sodium hypochlorite and water (sold at twice the price of storebrand sodium hypochlorite and water) in its cleaning products, thus inviting you to pay extra and sacrifice your clothing to your germ phobia.

NOTE: Aw, that’s no longer true. Three generations of feminist-fueled non-housekeepers now find it acceptable to present themselves at the grocery store, the doctor’s office, the dentist, the divorce lawyer, the Disability/Foodstamp unelected bureaucracy, in a pink size 40 (four – oh) sweatsuit with palm-sized bleach stains. I guess bitch is ’bout to hop on her mountain bike and knock out coupla-three miles which she gets home.

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