Put the old one inna pantry. You never opened it; the paper is pristine. Ditto Northern Tool, Cabelas, etc. Catalogs. Tear out coupla pages to drain bacon and wipe out the greasy skillet. Have company? Put one (1) paper towel on top to avoid the inevitable, “Eeuu! There’s ink on that.”, as if Inc. is the nastiest thing you (or she) has ever ingested. ’Bout now, yuppies will whine, “But… but… if you reuse it, you can’t recycle it.” Exactly*


*Then start the fireplace/grill/yard fire with those greasy sheets. Three uses vs. one costly recycling. Cumbaya.

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