This is an easy fix. Declare war on the United States and lose. As the Krauts and the Japs found out: after we kick your ass, we take care of your people and stand up your economy. (Will a Democrat, any Democrat, tell Governor Cuomo?)
PL: The rest of the world is astounded that we denigrate our own great Country. We saved the planet from one-world dictatorships. Twice. (Thrice, if you count the Soviet Union.) Yet half of us cheered when Obama apologized for our Nation. Thank any third-generation NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher.