Cat: Eeeuu! That “mozzarella stick” is a turd rolled in kitty litter.

Dog: Sprinkles!

Q: What’s the dog’s name?

A: Beto.

Q: I thought it was a female.

A: That’s the other one,

Q: What’s her name?

A: Pete.

Q: Uh, how can you tell them apart?

A: One eats dirt and plays with shit.

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