A dyslexic agnostic insomniac sits up all night wondering if there is a Dog -author unknown
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I lie as easy as any Senator. –Elizabeth Fleming Warren* *See? My name even sounds Cherokee**. **Dunno ‘bout that. Sounds Slapaho*** to me. ***Share DNA (.001%) with Navaho, ‘cept they came here on the Queen Mary. Do-dah.
Read MoreSTUPID MEETS GUTLESS
Somebody complained, so Adidas withdrew the debut of a white sneaker during Black History Month (you think I am making this up, don’t you?). ‘Steada complaining, they should just wear black sneakers during White House History Mo…
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Why in the Good Christ (excuse me, Angie) do date-type restaurants even serve broccoli, much less in large portions? Or cabbage, for that matter. NOTE: If she orders this, think real hard, ‘cause she sure didn’t. If she eats a lot of it, consider your …
Read MoreTHE LAWS OF PHYSICS VARY FROM CAR TO CAR. WOMEN UNDERSTAND THIS: MEN DO NOT
Woman hits pole, tree, school, etc. because she “never drove that care before”. Woman friend: Yes, I saw that. Saks is having a show sale tomorrow. Man relative: Huh? Was the (pole, tree, school, etc.) moving? Theorem: if her handbag has steel studs on the …
Read MoreARE THEY BLIND?
People keep asking if the new gear is lighter when any fool can see that it is darker.
Read MoreHIRONO HUMMED ME (I SAID IT, SO YOU MUST BELIEVE IT)
If all women must be believed, all men must be believed, or every lib-ral on the planet is a sexist. Trials will be short: Her: He raped me. Him: Did not. You: Case dismissed! This is big. Don’t be needin’ no trials no more; all …
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Booker. Harris. Hirono. Gillibrand. Pocahontas. All played to their base and called for Fairfax’s resignation without a hint of due process*. Q: What does that say about their base? A: So, that they’re “lib-ral”? *Aw, due process is a “notion”. CNN told me so.
Read MoreSMILE FOR THE CAMERA
Talk about a coincidence. Dr. Ford and Dr. Tyson both hail from California, both have stewed for decades, both have had their bullshit stories suppressed, and both have no fucking teeth. Do-dah.
Read MorePLAN GREEN
I’ll give up my bass boat if ‘Casio-Cortez turns in her hair iron.
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