many U.S. Army forts in the North were named for (former) Confederate generals; many in the South for Union generals. It seems that folks back then knew more about re-unifying a Country than do today’s “lib-rals”.
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Our biology teacher showed us “an immature click beetle”. Mr. Collins could determine the state of mind of a bug. The guy was good.
Read MorePROGRESSIVE PARAMETERS
You are cut in half when your car strikes a bridge abutment. At autopsy, one Covid-19 spore is found under your toenail. You were killed by coronavirus. PS: You may still vote for Stacy Abrams.
Read MorePISS OFF SATAN: DENY SHE EXISTS.
Atheists do not believe in God but most admit there is a Devil. Gillibrand Glossary menses: a monthly reminder Always: a threat. Mensa: able to say, “I feel icky/bloated/water retentive” in three languages.
Read MoreBIG GOV’MINT GETS IT EXACTLY BACKWARDS. AGAIN.
Don’t you dare go to the beach, the park, the lake, the back yard. You must stay indoors and live in a fug among other infectees, obediently avoiding fresh air and sunshine. Q: Doesn’t ultraviolet light kill bacteria and virus?* A: Dunno. Ain’t allowed out. Q: Who wants …
Read MoreFINALLY, FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY FROM A DEMOCRAT
ALBERTA GOREWELL
Commercial dishwashers run for one (1) minute ‘cause Pepe’ ain’t afraid to rinse. Yuppie broad’s machine takes an hour ‘counta a quick rinse is beyond her. P.S.: Whining about my racegas “carbon footprint” isn’t.
Read MoreCRIMINALS
Packaging “engineers” should not be taken out and shot. Dog breeders should be taken out and shot. Packaging “engineers” should be taken out and hanged. On their own devices. Plastic 6-pack rings have four (4) different size holes, the better to trap turtles with. (Not …
Read MoreNOT FOOD
I feared my body was getting low on its Monosodium Glutamate level, so I got a packet of Hidden Valley ranch dressing. Turns out, MSG is the fourth (4th) most prolific sclerotic in this chemical concoction. Hot Tip: chop some herbs to flavor sour cream, …
Read MoreEQUIPMENT
A gun is like a raincoat in that if you bring it and then don’t need it, that is a Good Thing. If you need it but didn’t bring it, now, don’t YOU feel like an asshole. Q: What’s a perp say to a yuppie …
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