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You “recycled” old-growth lumber from a barn just as real farmers have been doing for centuries. You made a huge profit. Now you want a cookie. Consider: I picked up a watering can (Remember them?) and disturbed a tiny spider who had called it “home”. She rapelled away from the intruder and, thinking the lout had left, ascended the lifeline, ate her web for later use (she did not call it “recycling”; she works for a living), and moved to a better neighborhood. Athiests beware: this shit is going on all around you. Dumbass.
Progressives note: she did not ask for gov-mint help. Dumbass.

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