The customer demanded some-day service at the dry cleaner/laundry after noon. The clerk’s response was classic. “You need to buy another shirt”, says she.
PS: Why, next we’ll have someone yakking on the phone ‘bout nothin’, then calling the hardworking owner of a local business asking him to forget about having dinner with his family and wait for him…Oops! Somebody in my family already does that. Maybe I can hook him up with that clerk.