WHY WE TRAIN THEM

Think aging Fido is being forward? So did I. Turns out he’s deaf* as a post and no longer trusts his legs. Be glad you taught him hand signals. Now loop a wide belt under his belly to provide a little lift (and confidence) to get him up the stairs.

*Yuppies: this means “hearing impaired” with 11 fewer letters. Look it up.

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