“We will bury you. Grass will grow in your streets.” – Nikita Khrushchev.

“We need more Federal funding to mow the streets in Detroit.” — Barack Obama*

EXHIBIT A

“We will tax opposition into submission.”—Nikolai Lenin Lernersky

EXHIBIT B

“We take bribe for much uranium.”— Leonid Brezhnev Clintonsky

EXHIBIT C

“We accuse other side of what we be colluding.” — Joseph Stalin Clappersky

EXHIBIT D

“We will use courts to punish other Party.” — Leon Trotsky Brennansky

EXHIBIT E

“KGB Chief leaks to press…” Shee-it. They wouldn’t dare. That’s all Comey.

NOTE: In Russian, PRAVDA means Cable News Network. Look it up.

*Okay, he didn’t really say that, but he might as well have.