Had John Kerry won the Presidency, we have had to listen to our new First Lady tell reporters (again): “It’s Te-RAY-za! You reporters are all scumbags.”
Thank God we later got a gal who was “finally proud of her Country.” (Four are liberal racist identity politics friends: Michelle’s husband is only half black; we’d have been pleased had she been “finally half-proud of her Country.”
Q: Who is “America’s Permanent First Lady?”
A: According to Michelle Obama: Michelle Obama.