WHERE DO THE CHILDREN PLAY? –Cat Stevens

Remember when you bought a house largely because it had a nice back yard?

Dad: “Kids! Look at your nice new back yard!”
Texters: “Yard? What’s ‘yard’?”

PS: R dad is sooo dum. wnts us 2 pla in a “yrd”. no y-fi huk up. so stoo-ped. hop he nevr meats mi teacher*.

*NEA (union, no competency testing) “teacher”

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