WHAT AMERICAN “ETHNICITY”? WE WERE “HEINZ 57” BEFORE TE-RAY-ZA SHOWED UP.

Lacking a cogent argument (again), the left now claims that enforcing our borders is “ethnic cleansing”. (You think I am making this up, don’t you?) To “cleanse” an American, you’d have to have started 400 years ago, before the first Thanksgiving. While the adults who weren’t watching the Army-Navy game* were bustling about their gala Holiday Heretic Pressings (these forebears of practice it), the teenagers quietly slipped away from the badminton and the lawn darts to canoodle in the canebrake with their Penobscot paramours. Come the 2nd Thanksgiving, lotsa Puritan newborns were sporting some very black, very straight hair. Do-dah.

Anyway, Elizabeth P. has once again made our point for us. The morning after we took an editorial stab at Ocasio-Cortez’s “ethnicity” (pretty sure she’s pretty much Latina), Liz called, breathlessly stating, “I’m …I’m that, too!”. Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren de la Rose Cruz y Embustera. Who knew?

NOTE: Aw, B DNA shows up 5% Puerto Rican, and that’s just from visiting.

Q: So, San Juan? Ponce? Las Brisas?
A: New York.

*Navy won, 14-7. Look it up

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