Think of all the jack you’ve spent on flower (Pshaw!), perfume (tee-hee.), Charles Jourdan…well, OK, Rack Room shoes. Did it change your life? Didn’t think so. Bro, I’ve seen the ads, and so have you. If’n you really want to see her eyes roll back in her head, buy her a Hershey Bar. You’ll Get It Done and save enough to (finally) get your Kimber Custom Shop .45. Do-dah.