TOO NICE

Somebody tell the police that just because they are on a cop TV show doesn’t mean they have to ask the perp’s permission to do their job. “I’m gonna handcuff you now, OK?” “You’re going to jail tonight, OK?” “We’re putting you in the car now, OK?” This kinda crap invites a response like: “No. Not OK. I’m leaving now. Gonna do some canyon racing with this stolen Ducati, OK? Then I’m taking my chick for a joyride along the Pacific Coast Highway, OK? When we’re ’bout outa gas, we’re gonna distch the bike at a chop shop, OK? That’ll give us herooin money for a week, OK? We’ll be watching you say ‘OK’ on TV, OK?”

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