Q: With So many anti-semites in the Party, why do Jews still vote Democrat?
A: All those years as God’s Chosen People hebetated* their survival skills.
Q: When did they stop being The Chosen People?
A: When Jesus fired the Pharisees.
Q: Why don’t you call Jews “Jewish People”?
A: I’m not running for office.
Q: Who else calls Jews “Jews”?
*Learned a new word today. So did you.