Q: With So many anti-semites in the Party, why do Jews still vote Democrat?

A: All those years as God’s Chosen People hebetated* their survival skills.

Q: When did they stop being The Chosen People?

A: When Jesus fired the Pharisees.

Q: Why don’t you call Jews “Jewish People”?

A: I’m not running for office.

Q: Who else calls Jews “Jews”?

A: Jews.

*Learned a new word today. So did you.