Think that’s bad? The last three chicks came over just to get the free T-shirt.
“The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake, 1757-1827
“Still, I don’t recommend it.” –Philberto Phantomini (posthumously)
Reminds me: “I fell asleep as soon as my feet hit the pillow.”
What she sees is what she gets. You, however, may be in for a shock when you wake up and all her makeup is on that pillow. (Creeping sobriety does not help.)