Woman hits pole, tree, school, etc. because she “never drove that care before”.
Woman friend: Yes, I saw that. Saks is having a show sale tomorrow.
Man relative: Huh? Was the (pole, tree, school, etc.) moving?
Theorem: if her handbag has steel studs on the bottom, it will be slapped down on your car trunk lid, boat brightwork, dinette table, etc.
Axiom: the more buckles, broaches, and bling on her shoulder bag, the harder she’ll bash it into your car while you are opening the door for her. I don’t know how they do this, but they Find A Way.
Note: This is why teenage girl-savages used to be sent to finishing school. Today, “It Takes A Village”*. How’s that been working out? If you know of a daycare child warehouse that even attempts to civilize its charges, we’d like to hear from you.
*Aw, the Village accomplishes something: it spawns and entire generation of monsters who scowl when someone suggests that we limit infanticide a/k/a late/partial-term abortion…I mean, “women’s health issues”.
Note their reaction vis-à-vis* Trump’s SOTUM.