THE KIDS CALL IT KARMA. I CALL IT THE NEW RED DEAL.

Survived surgeries you shouldn’t have? Look around you. My animals are keeping me alive. If he didn’t need me to look after coupla crippled critters, God would’ve pulled the plug many moons* ago.

*Cultural appropriation OK courtesy of Elizabeth Fleming Warren. Once you are willing to take a job away from a real Native American, everything else is small wampum. Why, pretty soon you’ll be able to wear a Chinese dress to prom, ‘slong as you’re .001% Shao-lin or, at the very least, know your way around a Chinese take-out menu. Do-dah.

Red Deal: Purchase of God. In blood. (His)

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