Idiot: Your Honor, I blew by the school at 90mph, but the prosecutor is a racist.
Judge: How do you know that?
Idiot: CNN told me so.
Judge: Case dismissed!
Q: Can a white guy play the race card?
A: Only if he is a lib-ral.
Q: Does Don Lemon call everybody a racist?
A: Heavens, no! Don Lemon only calls you a racist if you dare to disagree.
Q: With him?
A: Heavens no! Don Lemon calls you a racist if you disagree with any black person.