Idiot: Your Honor, I blew by the school at 90mph, but the prosecutor is a racist.

Judge: How do you know that?

Idiot: CNN told me so.

Judge: Case dismissed!


Q: Can a white guy play the race card?

A: Only if he is a lib-ral.

Q: Does Don Lemon call everybody a racist?

A: Heavens, no! Don Lemon only calls you a racist if you dare to disagree.

Q: With him?

A: Heavens no! Don Lemon calls you a racist if you disagree with any black person.

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