Awaiting AG Barr’s arrival, they treated us to a disseration on The Complete History of Executive Privilege: It’s Pros & Cons. Even as the axe was about to fall, CNN’s Democrat lackeys stepped on their own dicks* once again. Once again, Trump dumped them. Cool.

* ‘Cept the ladies. CNN’s women can’t step on ’em, ‘counta they carry them in their…purses.

Q: Is this fake news?

A: This is fake dick.