SNOOZE

Fell asleep watching the ball game (again). Woke up with the cat on my chest (she nodded off ‘tween innings, too). “Nice nap,” I told her, realizing as I said it how ridiculous it was.

Q: Talking to the cat?

A: No, saying, “Nice nap.” Ever had a bad nap? Me, neither.

RE: THE ABOVE

Saying “nice nap” to a cat is like telling a fish, “Good swim.” Christ (excuse me, Angie), next I’ll be congratulating a liberal for shouting down a person who dares to differ on… on any damn thing.

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