SIX SCORE SOCIALISTS SEEN SALMONELLA SICK IN SEATTLE

Yes, it couldn’t have happened to nicer persons.
NO, greedycapitalistdeplorables are not immune.

Warning: Read the signs of a restaurant going sideways.

1- All the help drive piece of shit cars.
2- No one greets you immediately.
3- Dirty restrooms.
4- Server sans smile.
5- Beer bought in bottles (OK), no glass (not OK).
6- Food arrives with spatter on the edge of the plate.
7- There is no 7. Any cook who sends out a plate without wiping the mung off the edge, and any server that delivers it, probably does not wash his/her/its (we’re LBGT-WTF friendly ‘round here) hands after wiping his/her/its ass.

Pay for your dinks and leave. Any doubts about the correctness of your decision will disappear when the manager does not say, “Please tell me what was wrong so I can correct it” and offer you a free botulism bacterium burrito. It’s the least he/she/it can do.

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