“Wah! It’s hard to cook for one.” So don’t. Cook for two, four or more. If what you made for supper can’t be conjured into breakfast or lunch, you can heat it for leftovers the next night. Duh.
PS: If company* stops by, you’ll have somethin’ to offer, pronto.
*Yes, The Girl will still want her money.
Q: You…you pay The Girl to come over?
A: No, dumbass, I pay her to leave. See Hangover Hymn.
Oh God, please let me be home, in my own bed, alone. Amen.