SHOOT THE DEER, NOT THE (NEW GREEN) DEERE

An alumnus of the Michael Belliselles Graduate School of Tenured Hoaxes became alarmed upon hearing of a .50 caliber thingie that is spot-on accurate and therefore dangerous. (yes, he said that.) The Piece turned out to be a muzzle loading rifle which, like the caliber .50 Browning Machine Gun and its derivatives, has a half-inch hole in it’s barrel. Lengthwise. At this point, similarities dwindle, but I appreciate the man-bun’s concern about its accuracy. We all want a weapon which, when aimed at a woodchuck, shoots out the tractor tire instead, but we should not be allowed. Tractors have rights, too.

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