SHE WILL SNOOP*

If you care about the girl, look to your medicine cabinet.

Q: You mean, hide the jock itch spray?

A: And the Preparation H.

*One broad brought her daughter. They were in my bathroom for 20 minutes. ‘Time they came out, they wouldn’t even shake my hand,

Related Topic: “That’s it! That’s what I want to do for a living.” Bro, if you think podiatrists are weird, wait ‘till you have to see a proctologist.

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