RELAX. THE MAGAZINE MAN-BUNS WILL SAVE US.

The shell of the former Esquire wants to save the world from Trump. My heroes.

To save the world, I’d take one stroke of the scourge.. Maybe two.

Q: How many did Jesus take?
A: All of them.

Lest we forget, He then endured a crown of thorns, being stripped of a cloak hours after it stuck and dried into His bloody wounds, three damn big nails (one through His feet, for heaven’s sake, which He had to push against each and every time He took a breath, for six hours). How about it, man-buns: that’s a lot of toxicmasculinity.

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