On scene: “Oshifer. I don’t know how I got here and I don’t know how I’ll get home, but I absolutely, positively had one beer.”
In court: “They…they laughed at me. I’m stupid.”
Witness Warren: “Any woman accusing a man must be believed.”
Deplorable: “In all things I believe them, except for maybe two-
Everything they say and everything they do.”
-I do not remember writing this, but I absolutely, positively had one beer.