PSYCH 101: THE DR. O.J. FORD DEFENSE

On scene: “Oshifer. I don’t know how I got here and I don’t know how I’ll get home, but I absolutely, positively had one beer.”

In court: “They…they laughed at me. I’m stupid.”

Witness Warren: “Any woman accusing a man must be believed.”

Deplorable: “In all things I believe them, except for maybe two-

Everything they say and everything they do.”

-I do not remember writing this, but I absolutely, positively had one beer.

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