POT RACK (SEE? THIS THING WRITES ITSELF)

Yuppie Broad: Eeeuu! Those pots must get dusty up there.

Married Once: Right. Let’s put ‘em in a cabinet where something with lotsa legs can crawl around in them.

Hot Tip: If you find black rice in a pan that’s had plenty o’ privacy lately, it’s not black rice. Eeeuu.

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