POCAHONTAS*

Denying her white privilege, Elizabeth Fleming Warren refused to use her wealth and family connections to crowbar her way into Cornell (Or was it the other way Ivy League school, Yale?). Nope, she went all politically correct, claimed she was Native American, and screwed an Indian** outta a job.

*”Name stick like shit between toe.” –any Jamaican
**PC Alert: When his train was attacked by pissed-off Pawnee, W.C. Fields knocked one out with a booze bottle. “I forgot that it’s illegal to split a bottle with an Indian”, Intoned Fields. We now know he should have said, “Native American”.

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