PELOSI SCRATCHES TRUMP’S SOTUM; HE SCRATCHES HER BACK (PRETEND IT’S A TWEET)

NAPE: “Because of the shutdown, we have no security for a State Of The Union Message. I’m going to Afghanistan. I’ll need security. Lots of security.”

POTUS: “You’re grounded. Go to your room.” (She did. Spent the night. After PR & HI, NAPE just couldn’t face another taxpayer-funded luxury hotel room.)

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