I got it! Let’s put some chemical “butter” in some chemical “syrup”, package it in a bottle shaped like a miniature white Aunt Jemema, and sell it to folks who are too lazy to butter their waffles.
Q: But, will it sell?
A: Are you kidding? Chef Boy-R-Dee proves years ago that today’s parents are literally too “busy” to boil some water.
NOTE: “Can’t believe it’s not butter”? Butter does not glow in the dark.