I understand wanting a change of scenery, but why the urgency? I’m in the middle of takin’ a bath when the cat ‘bout knocks the door down tryin’ to get in. When he tired of watching the big whatever splash around, he wants back out. Now. Same when he chooses to go out on the porch, or come in from the porch. He has an agenda which is far more important than anything I have going on.
I finally sat him down for a talk. “Bro”, says I, “you’re a cat. You are not going to accomplish anything today. Or tomorrow. Or the next day. It doesn’t matter whether you nothing on the porch, or if you do nothing on the couch, or if you do nothing in the kitchen. Now stop bugging me.”
He looked at me as if to say, “So, exactly what are you going to achieve today?”. He had a point.