OLYMPIC COMMITTEE: NEW TEST (or ASK ANY JUDGE)

When told to raise her right hand in court, there is a 50-50 chance that a woman will do so. (The odds improve if her left arm is missing.)

Q: Must there Always be a toxic feminity section?

A: Only until the other 60% wear the right size.

Q: What’s that have to do with 70% pay?

A: It means it’s 30% too high. (100 minus 60 equals 40% Get It Right, and they wear it. Imagine them specin’ out an aircraft carrier:

Him: Uh, it was supposed to be 1,000’ long.

Her: Well, it’s 400’. Deal with it. (Hear me roar.)

P.S.: “We are responsible for the effort, not the results.” -any lib-ral

“Tell that to your surgeon.” -any sentient being

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