NOW, GET THE WHIP…

The dog shakes rainwater off at the door. Don’t care ‘bout no mudroom getting wet, but her poor ears whap-whapping on the doorpost makes me cringe.

Q: Why doesn’t the cat do this?

A: Shit. The cat expects you to dry her.

Note: The pussy likes you to wash and her. (Time well spent, by the way.)

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