Lifelock routinely send me “last chance” enrollment cards marked Lifelock Official Welcome Kit. Swear to God. Now there’s yet another way for my credit information to be stolen.

Note: Yuppies need shit like Lifelock ‘cause they’re stupid. They voted for Hillary, didn’t they? Plus, they “save paper” by paying bills online (Gee, d’ya think someone’ll hack this?) and then get a statement says “This page intentionally left blank”. Dumbass.

P.S.: To (try to) Make It Stop, Contact Brendan McFarlin, “Director of Member Experience” (You think I am making this up, don’t you?). Like I said: more yuppie bullshit.

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