MISSION STATEMENT: “Designed by 8 year-olds for 8 year-olds.”*

The chocolate coating on the mini-donuts melts at room temperature (75°F).

(You think I am making this up, don’t you?)

Q: Why doesn’t anyone at Little Debbie know this?

A: They buy Tastykake.

Note: Refrigeration results in a bag-shaped brown brick.

*When they 14 and pregnant they switch to mayonnaise sandwiches.

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