- Sneak into any socialist country. Take coupla kids.
- Have no job prospects.
- In your language, not theirs, demand food, shelter and medical care.
- Put the kids in public school.
- Sign up for every taxpayer-funded benefit you can find.
- 6-Call me from prison.
NOTE: Avoid the above! Sneak into Maryland and fucking vote in local elections. You paid sales tax on your tattoos, piercings, cigarettes & cerveza, so food stamps are a given. De nada.