Warning: may contain inconvenient facts that lib-rals will dismiss as homophobia, sexism, misogyny, ageism, etc. while declaring Kammy Harris too white, Joe Biden too old, Cory Booker too closeted, and Trump too successful.
FLAY-IG DIE (FLAG DAY)
Usta hang my Betsy Ross to piss off the Florida Northflorida rednecks (it just looks kinda damnyankkee*). Now I fly it to annoy them lib-rals that kiss Kaepernicks butt and to remind me of what Massachusetts was like before it became gay.
*See? South America (Mississippi, Alabamy, Northflorida, etc.) has NEA (union, no competency testing) teachers, too, cepin’ they call theysells “taych-ars”. Y’all.