Wolf. Dana. Anderson. Andrea. Lookit their faces: stoic, almost sheepish. They know, they fucking know, that they have been feeding you a line of zuckershit. They have no choice. After the hoax of the century, their only other job prospect is flippin’ burgers at Micky D’s…unless…maybe they can find someone who destroyed 30,000 E-mails. Do-dah.

Note: Aw, that’s ridiculous. There would have to be hammer-smashed phones, acid –washed hard drives, $500,000 “speaking fees’, $1,000,000 “donations”, uranium sold to Russia, etc. Who would do that?

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