IF SNAKES COULD SCREAM…

She’s anti-hunting and runs over snakes.* supports no-kill shelters** and human infanticide right up to the moment of birth. She is caring. She is a monster.

*Snakes suffer silently, you see.

**Q: Who expands limited resources on moribund animals, thereby lessening the chances of healthy (for now), adoptable ones?

A: Sunshine, Sky, Peyote, and other dreamers who buy dog food with peas, carrots, and watercress on the label. Cumbaya.

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