Your Gov-mint now wants to teach jobless indigent illegal alien invaders to speak English. They have given up on your kids.
1- Girls now join Boy Scouts. (You think I am making this up, don’t you?) I’ll give you $100 (no, not for a girl’s address: that’s Brian Sims’ job) for every Rio Grande Swim Team member who doesn’t know “nino” for “nina”.
2- A Delta Team risked life &limb to rescue a 90lb. soldierette who was captured during the Iraq War. The tyke tiffled*, “I only join the Army to get a degree so I could teach kindergarden”. (You think I am making this up…) Apparently the whole A-R-M-Y thing confused her. Thank a teacher.
NOTE: FailingIrrelevantTime Magazine described her as “waiflike”. Hey Moe! That’s it! Let’s confront our enemies with an army of waifs!
EDITOR: Not so fast. We could field a battalion of bloated butches, give them bad haircuts, tell them they’re fat, arm them with SUVs…
*tiffle: talk while (petulantly) sniffling/sniveling (Look it up)