Warned not to call nobody “oriental” no more, I kiddingly (and accurately*) called my friend a “Chinaman”. With tedious predictability, the left went nuts.
Note: An “oriental” can be from half the planet; an “Asian” from ¾. “Chinaman” narrows it down to a quarter of the globe. See? Three times as accurate, and a lot more fun.
P.S.: Hung Wang (his real name) agrees; pinch-faced white yuppies may fuck off.