Hey Moe! Let’s race something that is patently unsuited to the task.
Q: You mean, bowl race a pickup truck?
A: Don’t be ridiculous. Let’s at least use a shopping cart.
Truck racing encourages young snotty to install loud pipes (and little else) on his 4 wheeled shoebox and be a nuisance around town.
Q: What do you tell a punk who revs his engine when he sees other guys?
A: “Just keep thinkin’ you’re straight.”