Hey Moe! Let’s race something that is patently unsuited to the task.

Q: You mean, bowl race a pickup truck?

A: Don’t be ridiculous. Let’s at least use a shopping cart.

Truck racing encourages young snotty to install loud pipes (and little else) on his 4 wheeled shoebox and be a nuisance around town.

Q: What do you tell a punk who revs his engine when he sees other guys?

A: “Just keep thinkin’ you’re straight.”