Of course wives hate single men. We remind their husbands of how wild the sex was before wedlock.
Ladies, ladies: your best, indeed your only defense against single males is to put out once in a while. Your freedom of “choice”: you may once again rule the world, or you can listen to the feminists, demand equality, and act astounded when that demotion gets you nowhere. Dumbass.
put out: pretend that you are the equal of any good concubine and act as if the lout is pleasing you. He’ll be complimented, re-double his efforts and, you never know, you may re-discover why you married the stud in the first place. NOTE: Bring your equipment (eyeliner, high heels, and a smile) to bed.