HEY MOE! LET’S DISARM OUR SHIPS! YEAH, THAT’S IT!

A 1,000’ tanker is boarded by a 20’ motorized rowboat because company policy prohibits guns. Duh. Were the skipper to ship granddad’s shotgun, this shit would cease. With a load of blue whistlers in his felonies future, even the silliest Somali would keep his distance. Duh. (Dems: am I going too fast for you?)

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