My name is Pete. I have a husband, and I’m running for President.*
My name is Beto. I’m taking anything that functions like granddads duck gun.
My name is Pliz. I’m gonna raise your taxes to pay for those who don’t pay any.
My name is Castro.** I “list” any American who dares disagree on anything.
Note: If any of this shit “energizes” you, please vote Democrat.
*Lifted straight form, “I’m so relieved I am now the second-worst President.
Roz, thank Barack for me.”
**There are 3 of these devils if you count Fidel; 4 considering Che.