GREEN DEALER: I GOT SOME GOOD SHIT!

My name is Phil Berto and I’m running for President. My Platform is simple: Hollywood, Martha’s Vineyard, Kennebunkport, Aspen, Vail, and Chappequa will all get a MLK Boulevard and a windmill farm. At my inauguration, every Democrat will be given a clothesline. Do-dah.

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