GRAMMAR SKOOL (3 GENERATIONS TOO LATE)

Q: Daddy, Daddy, what does “hoisted from one’s own petard” mean?
A: Ask Liz Fleming Warren, Cory Booker, Joy Behar, any Virginia Democrat…hell, Son, ask just about any lib-ral.
Q: Kin I ast my NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher?
A: Bad idea, Junior. Your NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher will have to look it up; then he/she/it will change the subject.
Q: Kinda like Hillary usta did?
A: Why, yes. (Thinks: the kid has a brain after all, but I gotta learn him some Anglish.

NOTE: Gramma wansta hep, too, but she’s coppin a buzz of’n her hay-ish pap.

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