GONE SOFT

They never walked a mile to school, shoveled three feet of snow, or ate oatmeal for supper. They do not appreciate the incredible work ethic of their forebears, who toiled endlessly to facilitate actual citizenship for ethnic groups who would reliably vote as expected. Nowadays, everything is handed to them via motor voter, open borders, and sanctuary cities. Why, these kids don’t even have to round up vagrants, buy them box lunches, and buss them to the polls.* It would break an old-school machine Democrat’s heart.

*Try this in, say, San Francisco. They’re vagrants, yes, and they’re real skinny, but it ain’t lunch they’re lookin’ for, and they sure as hell ain’t getting’ on no bus.

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